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Eyes meet
Their depths boundless
Speaking softly, silently to one another
Soul to soul
Emotion beats on the air with delicate fairy wings
Nearly tangible
Skin meets skin
And lips collide
Fusing two minds into one
A soft inner glow
Smolders into fire
That leaves hearts racing
-A poem by yours truly that I wrote one day while waiting for the internet to load my email...kind
of sad
Viagra joke:
A father is over at his son’s house and sees his son’s bottle of Viagra; he asks his son
if he can have one to try. His son says "Sure, but make the most of it, each of those pills is 10$ apiece."
"10$? Wow, don’t worry, I’ll pay you back tomorrow."
The next day, the father gives the son an envelope containing 110$. "Dad, I told you the pills are
only 10$!"
"I know, the ten’s from me, the hundred’s from your mother."
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And what everyone always wonders about themselves, which mythological goddess are they most like...here's
mine:
Isis
Indeed, you are 66% erudite, 79% sensual, 50% martial, and 45% saturnine. |
| This Egyptian supreme Goddess is certainly the most influential deity on subsequent cultures. She was the ideal
figure of womanhood, usually compared with the Greek Goddess Demeter or her Roman version, Ceres.
Isis was one element of a Holy Trinity, the remaining two figures being her brother and husband Osiris and
their heroic son Horus. She was the Goddess of Magic for her brilliance, as well as the Goddess of Love because of
her tenacious devotion.
She is often shown with wings, curving to caress coffins and sarcophagi of many a king. In certain papyri she is shown
with her falcon wing headdress, covering her ears. One of her sacred symbols is the sistrum, a musical instrument that was
believed to ward off evil spirits. Isis' sistrum was carved bearing the image of a cat and was representative of the Moon.
Isis was the High Priestess and an omnipotent magician as well as the only being ever to discover the secret name of Ra.
She invariably carries the ankh, the symbol for eternal life. Her name is, by the rules of numerology, adding up to the number
“2” and she just so happens to be depicted on the tarot card “Key 2 – The High Priestess”. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 30% on erudite |
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You scored higher than 70% on sensual |
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You scored higher than 35% on martial |
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You scored higher than 31% on saturnine | |
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Ooo...wasn't that exciting? Here's another one, it's not exactly flattering though, does that mean
it's true?
 Mmm, I am Lemon Flavoured.
I am bitter and twisted. Expect from me acerbic humour and sharp
commentary. While I may seem nasty at first, I'm actually quite good company if I like you, so long as you don't mind a bit
of cutting to the chase. What Flavour Are You?
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